Stephen Colbert

Campaign Ads

Develop campaign ads not featuring Biden, Harris, or Trump. Viewer fatigue! Instead inform America about COVID-19 failures, Post Office destruction, Children separated from parents & locked up, ecology, the wall, how he ruined the economy he inherited, etc. Expose the Wizard!

Its Economy Stupid

Hi Steven I am a long time viewer of your late night show. Immigrant, Veteran, Republican supporter of GOP but not Trump. Since 1952 to 2020 Per Forbes, avg economic growth during 7 Republican Presidents = 7.7% whereas 6 Democratic Presidents = 15.8%. Please STRESS this INFO. BLM. Dems better 4USA

Milwaukee

Horribly disappointed in the rant of Milwaukee Obviously, you have never visited here and to use sophomoric humor is an insult to your integrity. Beer/ Cheese? Wow! Brilliant writing. You are becoming a creator of divisiveness--please try to unify--and use your position to mend We we need positives

Trump Parody Commercial Idea

It starts with showing Donald Trump staring into the eclipse with a flag, and the entire commercial has tons of pro-Trump pictures, but the TEXT of the commercial incessantly bashes him, including asking if you really wanted a president that can't even tell if a commercial is for or against him.

The Big Fury Hat

Bring back THE BIG FURY HAT

Solving Poverty

We can solve poverty. Poverty is less of an economic issue and more of an intellectual one. To solve poverty, we have to raise everyone’s intelligence and imagination. I’ve discovered how to do just that and wrote about them in my book: READ, WRITE, BELIEVE: Your tools for Getting More Out of Life.

Parody Possibility

My memory is fading but wasn't it Charlie Weaver who bore a startling resemblance to the white house maggot? Dumb looking face, big pot belly, long red tie dragging the ground?

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Song Lyrics

You and your writers did such a FANTASTIC job on the song "Oklahoma" a little while ago, have you thought of doing "The Fool On The Hill?"

Donald Trump

Hi Stephan, I have been unable to contact you thru your blog so I hope I can contact thru Fastnote. I have come up with a slogan witch I think you will like. LETS THUMP&DUMP, DONNIE TRUMP.COPY RIGHT.

NO AIR TIME FOR AIRHEAD #2

Just think if TRUMPERY got no air time for his speech at Mount Rushmore, 4th of July or the Tulsa rally (except showing empty seats etc) , State of Union etc. His followers would have to rely on Fox News and even they are getting tired on his rants etc. Fake news anyway or so he says.

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NO AIR TIME FOR AIRHEAD

I do like your monologues on Trumpster but it has been suggested that if everyone would just stop giving Trumpster any air time on TV etc., it might actually kill him . Lets be silent in every way about him . NO AIR TIME FOR AIRHEAD. He calls most coverage of him fake news anyway.

Lists Of Trump Quotes

Quotes about himself (his brilliance, etc.), quotes about his enemies- America’s allies, quotes about his friends- America’s enemies, quotes about covid-19 that have blatantly put Americans at risk. Lastly, are there any quotes about why Trump didn’t federalize Corporate America to fight the virus?

New Segment

Like Don & The Big Impeach, we need a segment during the campaign titled “Trump Trash Talk”, with the daily trash talk that Trump dumps out of his mouth. A cartoon image of his curled lips around an open trash can spilling garbage out, would help with this image.

Library

What kind of books and how many will be in the Trump Presidential Library? Where will it be located?

Confederate Flag And Statues

I am in favor of removing both BUT they should be put into the Black Museum or a separate museum, like the Holocaust Museum, should be created with appropriate information as to what the items represent . Why? If we don’t learn from history we are doomed to repeat it.

Love Shows From Home

Hi Stephen, I love your quarantine show from home. I like the absence of elaborate sets, special lighting, special effects, etc. I like the absence of audience laughter - I can have my own reaction. Your show has a genuine, personal feel - kind of like tv in the early days.

Trump At Mount Rushmore 4th Of July

Trump will give a speech at Mount Rushmore, with the 4 heads of REAL presidents framed in the back round with his head next to theirs ,and at some point will proclaim that his head should be craved into that mountain as well. The crowd will roar and his ego soar !!!

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Trump Rally And Covid 19

Trump knows people are going to get covid 19 at his rally, and will of course blame it on Democratic infiltrators spreading the virus !! He wants them to get sick and then slam the Democrats for causing it, all for political gain. He is sick.

Jon And The Town Hall

Stephen (and Jon), I hear loud and clear that it's not enough to not be racist, but we need to be ANTI racist. Today I joined in on the NAACP town hall meeting and was delighted to hear Jon! Jon, if only we all had your love, positivity, and passion it would be a beautiful world. Love you both!

Thank You

Stephen, I just want to thank you for helping us laugh through difficult times. Many of my Canadian friends make it a habit to tune in or record every evening of your show.