Stephen Colbert

NEW PANDEMIC SWEEPING AMERICA!

This PANDEMIC can be stopped so easy, but no one cares until, "IT'S THEIR LOVED ONE THEY HAVE TO IDENTIFY AT THE MORGUE! From being RAPED & MURDERED by ILLEGALS WHO SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE! https://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/blog/categories/travel

What Happens When You Die?

In my youth, I'd serve at funerals. Then, the appeal was skipping school. 7 words have stuck with me: Life has not ended but merely changed. These memories and thoughts were triggered by Matthew Kelly's new book "Life is Messy". Not your usual shtick but consistent with your words of comfort.

Meanwhile

I love your show and am delighted you are returning live. May I suggest that this would be a good time to discontinue the lead up "blurb" to Meanwhile/Quarantine while. I think it has run its course in cleverness. I mute you until the main conversation kicks in. Otherwise all is good.

Tax Dodging By Ceos / Corporations

Pocketbook patriots. Call American oligarchs out for their shameless hypocrisy.

Name For The Ex Prez.

You asked for names to use instead of mentioning the chump by his given name. He had a habit of labelling others so here is my label for this loser: Delusional Dimbulb Donnie the dottering dolt. Please feel free to use this anytime you wish. A viewer from Canada

Former Pres Sent To Collections

Hey Stephen, I thought you might like this news story from New Mexico. The City of Rio Rancho has turned the former president over to collections for non payment of over $200,000 incurred for a "Make America Great" rally held there. This story aired April 20, 2021 on local KRQE News 13.

Monolog Comment

Last night's show monolog, the comments about cows & people fertilizer. That brought me immediately the movie "Solient Green". It fits our time is so many ways. Keep on keeping on.

US Navy Colored Turtlenecks

You seemed not to have believed that those shirts are actually worn on aircraft carriers. You should know that each color represents the job that person does on the carrier deck. Necessary on the busy and dangerous flight deck. My husband made several cruises wearing a green one. Apology please.

He Whoshallbenamed

'rump - he was the front man for T- 'rump & the magats (maga trump supporters) (Or trump suppositories) T-'rump with the T laying crumpled on the ground, orange in color.

New Name For 45.

Like you, I can’t bear to say the name of 45. I refer to him as Rump. It gives me a lovely visual! Sorry to email as I refuse to be on any social platform. (Oops). Frankly, I think it has kept me sane these last few years! Cheers!

Ex President's Name

The Orange Beluga

Texas Situation

"Texas turned BLUE this week. Mark my words. This was viceral. This was REAL. I may be a humble educator, but I know a thing or two about how to get people to REMEMBER stuff. I think voters will recall this. Don't you?

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Texas Situation

Dear Mr. Colbert, I am a big fan. I live in Austin Texas and could not email you until today. I hope you can use it: "Well, Texas did turn BLUE this week, but not in the way we were hoping it would". Our governor and other officials IGNORED warnings from ten YEARS ago. Ted Cruz flew to Cancun.

Musical Performance Teeks

I would like to propose, that Strphen Cobert invites a New Zealand Artist to perform on his show.As he visited New Zealand and loved it why not giving a young New Zealand artist the opportunity to sing. The ideal artist would be TEEKS, a young Maori with an enchanting voice and powerful songs. Elis

Trump, The Word

The original word “trump” implied a deceptive form of victory involving cheating, though largely lost, it’s still around in the term “trumped up,” as in something that’s been falsely made up. “He faced trumped up charges that could ruin his career.” It's time to revert to the original meaning.

“The COVID Games”

What if you ran a competition between towns & cities of the same size & incidence of COVID to see who can reduce the numbers more? 8 to a “league”? Dayton v. Tempe? Walmart gives out $10 gift cards, say if there’s a 5% reduction? Budweiser buys the 1st beer when bars can open? You lead the charge!

Insurrectionists Solution

The mob attacking our capital should of been shot with tranquilizer darts then shipped to Guantanamo Bay facility. Traitors to our constitution should no longer be protected by what they try to tear down. Any pardons for them should be promptly filed in a running shredder.

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WHO Is Man Laughing In Background

We love your show, have watched it for years. Right on everything and hilarious too. We know Evie's cute giggle, but who is the other person in the background with the infectious laugh. Please show us who it is. Curious minds want to know. Would be fun to put a face to the laugh. Bonnie

Financially Ruin Trump

CNN posted we can financially ruin Trump after him leaving office by not buying his books or any related products he is selling. Do you agree with this? How do we stop people from buying these items? Can you suggest this on your show if you have time. Thanks.

Jon Batiste Looking For Books

A few weeks ago Jon Batiste said he wanted to find the old “choose your own adventure ture” books. I have 5 paperbacks - worn, but clean & sanitized. I have photos if you’d like. I tried sending an email to him but it probably didn’t go through. These are wonderful vintage books I’m happy to give!