Stephen Colbert

Lists Of Trump Quotes

Quotes about himself (his brilliance, etc.), quotes about his enemies- America’s allies, quotes about his friends- America’s enemies, quotes about covid-19 that have blatantly put Americans at risk. Lastly, are there any quotes about why Trump didn’t federalize Corporate America to fight the virus?

New Segment

Like Don & The Big Impeach, we need a segment during the campaign titled “Trump Trash Talk”, with the daily trash talk that Trump dumps out of his mouth. A cartoon image of his curled lips around an open trash can spilling garbage out, would help with this image.

Library

What kind of books and how many will be in the Trump Presidential Library? Where will it be located?

Confederate Flag And Statues

I am in favor of removing both BUT they should be put into the Black Museum or a separate museum, like the Holocaust Museum, should be created with appropriate information as to what the items represent . Why? If we don’t learn from history we are doomed to repeat it.

Love Shows From Home

Hi Stephen, I love your quarantine show from home. I like the absence of elaborate sets, special lighting, special effects, etc. I like the absence of audience laughter - I can have my own reaction. Your show has a genuine, personal feel - kind of like tv in the early days.

Trump At Mount Rushmore 4th Of July

Trump will give a speech at Mount Rushmore, with the 4 heads of REAL presidents framed in the back round with his head next to theirs ,and at some point will proclaim that his head should be craved into that mountain as well. The crowd will roar and his ego soar !!!

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Trump Rally And Covid 19

Trump knows people are going to get covid 19 at his rally, and will of course blame it on Democratic infiltrators spreading the virus !! He wants them to get sick and then slam the Democrats for causing it, all for political gain. He is sick.

Jon And The Town Hall

Stephen (and Jon), I hear loud and clear that it's not enough to not be racist, but we need to be ANTI racist. Today I joined in on the NAACP town hall meeting and was delighted to hear Jon! Jon, if only we all had your love, positivity, and passion it would be a beautiful world. Love you both!

Thank You

Stephen, I just want to thank you for helping us laugh through difficult times. Many of my Canadian friends make it a habit to tune in or record every evening of your show.

Humor

I do not watch it is the same as the 6pm news in KC. Johnny and even Ed were funny as was Jack Parr “I kid you not’. Watch Ed Ames throwing an axe at D Crockett I did not vote for her highness nor his hairlessness. Many idiots trying to fix politics. 9135793464 gary@rollheiser.com Contact me4 ideas

Trump Not A True Patriot

Stephen, During your show, would you mind showing the news clip of Melonia nudging Trump to put his hand over his heart during the National Anthem? Thank you!

It’s So Easy How Can You Not Get It

Every night you & the CNN commentators go on and on about how terrible the President is. Stop mentioning him for 1 day or 1 week. He will die of apoplexy. His outrageous lies keep you talking about him. Just stop it. And, Defund The President.

Law Enforcement Code Of Ethics

Review on the air the first paragraph of the law enforcement code of ethics (https://www.theiacp.org/resources/law-enforcement-code-of-ethics) Find high ranking officer to go through it

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UMCJ Article 92 Part 2

A general order is lawful UNLESS it is contrary to the US constitution, The Laws of the United States, or the person issuing the order does not have the authority to issue the order. In addition: ANY member of the military who receives an order to break the law is REQUIRED to DISOBEY the order

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UMCJ Article 92 Part 1

UCMJ Article 92 To all military folks: You did not take an oath to follow ALL orders. Your first obligation is to obey the LAW. Violations of Article 92 are failing to follow a LAWFUL general order or regulation. If you are deployed you need to go there.

Twitterfeud Resolution

Twitter should announce “recent tweets from the Trump Administration are beneath community standards, but rather than remove them, Twitter will close to ALL users (to avoid anti-conservative bias) for 1 minute for each American death due to COVID-19. We will resume civil discourse in +/- 70 days."

Parody Request

During WWII people sacrificed aluminum pots and pans for the war effort. It seems like we are being asked to sacrifice people for the economy. (Seniors, Disabled, Amazon Workers, Nurses, etc.) What about a people drive for the 'war effort' ?

Mantra For COVID 19 Deniers

Suggest that all who deny the risk of COVID 19 - and are actively protesting against safety measures - volunteer to wear a Tee-shirt, hat, or medical bracelet that clearly states: DO NOT TREAT! DO NOT RESUSCITATE!

Politics

If I could make up my own presidential candidates and cabinets here it is: Stephen Colbert - President, Jon Stewart- Vice President, Michele Obama- Secretary Of State, Toby Keith- Secretary of Defense Anderson Cooper-Attorney General Secretary of Treasury- Ellen DeGeneres and the rest you can fill.

Another Interview - Jacinda Arde

Greetings from Canada. How about doing another interview with Jacinda Arden? They seem to have this COVID-19 under control in New Zealand and things will be returning to normal there next week. You may want to ask her how she accomplished this? Thanks, Nick