Stephen Colbert

Texas Situation

"Texas turned BLUE this week. Mark my words. This was viceral. This was REAL. I may be a humble educator, but I know a thing or two about how to get people to REMEMBER stuff. I think voters will recall this. Don't you?

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Texas Situation

Dear Mr. Colbert, I am a big fan. I live in Austin Texas and could not email you until today. I hope you can use it: "Well, Texas did turn BLUE this week, but not in the way we were hoping it would". Our governor and other officials IGNORED warnings from ten YEARS ago. Ted Cruz flew to Cancun.

Musical Performance Teeks

I would like to propose, that Strphen Cobert invites a New Zealand Artist to perform on his show.As he visited New Zealand and loved it why not giving a young New Zealand artist the opportunity to sing. The ideal artist would be TEEKS, a young Maori with an enchanting voice and powerful songs. Elis

Trump, The Word

The original word “trump” implied a deceptive form of victory involving cheating, though largely lost, it’s still around in the term “trumped up,” as in something that’s been falsely made up. “He faced trumped up charges that could ruin his career.” It's time to revert to the original meaning.

“The COVID Games”

What if you ran a competition between towns & cities of the same size & incidence of COVID to see who can reduce the numbers more? 8 to a “league”? Dayton v. Tempe? Walmart gives out $10 gift cards, say if there’s a 5% reduction? Budweiser buys the 1st beer when bars can open? You lead the charge!

Insurrectionists Solution

The mob attacking our capital should of been shot with tranquilizer darts then shipped to Guantanamo Bay facility. Traitors to our constitution should no longer be protected by what they try to tear down. Any pardons for them should be promptly filed in a running shredder.

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WHO Is Man Laughing In Background

We love your show, have watched it for years. Right on everything and hilarious too. We know Evie's cute giggle, but who is the other person in the background with the infectious laugh. Please show us who it is. Curious minds want to know. Would be fun to put a face to the laugh. Bonnie

Financially Ruin Trump

CNN posted we can financially ruin Trump after him leaving office by not buying his books or any related products he is selling. Do you agree with this? How do we stop people from buying these items? Can you suggest this on your show if you have time. Thanks.

Jon Batiste Looking For Books

A few weeks ago Jon Batiste said he wanted to find the old “choose your own adventure ture” books. I have 5 paperbacks - worn, but clean & sanitized. I have photos if you’d like. I tried sending an email to him but it probably didn’t go through. These are wonderful vintage books I’m happy to give!

Complaints Delay Vote Certification

Hawaii - a strongly democratic state but our vote certification is delayed by a couple of complaints (influenced by Trump?)...Khristina Caldwell DeJean says she was an independent candidate for president but her name didn't appear on the ballot, and Karl Dicks got .1% mayoral vote in primary: fraud

How To Reduce Covid-19 Hospitalizat

Anyone who doesn't believe in Covid, or refuses to wear masks, should be given a tattoo so when they show up at the hospital ER, they can be sent home without treatment...

Trump Is The Golden Goose

President Trump on Thursday unleashed on Fox News, retweeting a dozen messages attacking the network and sharing one himself lamenting that Fox "forgot the Golden Goose" that made them successful. YOU MEAN 'LAME DUCK A L' ORANGE' !!

Midnight Confessions

One of my favorite monologues. How about doing a Trump midnight confession? We really need a good laugh while reminding the American public just how insane this man is.

TRUMP LITIGATIONS PENDING

Trump has many litigations coming after him as well as his tax issues, whoever has these pending against him better stay on top of these before he leaves town, he knew these were coming and now he cant run from these issues, if reelected he would've run the clock down on the statues

Steve Colbert

I’d like to say what a great service you offer to the public. Great sense of humour, great subjects. Thanks for your honesty and gutsy coverage of the crazy person Trump! I look forward to your show every night it’s the best part of my day. You make me laugh

Send Yumnuts To Trump

Please start a gofundme for the American people to send Santas Yumnuts to Donald Trump. Then take whatever goes over the goal... and send it to food banks supporting people in the Pandemic. I just want to see Trump munching Santa's Yumnuts, that's all.

Presidential Election

While we wait with bated breath for the results, perhaps you could consider music for the two candidates. For Joe Biden - "I'm Bidin' my Time" from the musical "Crazy For You". For Donald Trump - "I Can't get no Satisfaction" from The Rolling Stones. Stay Human renditions or lip-synched to videos?

Donal Trump "Fantastic" Photo

I send the link of the portuguese magazine Visão whose cover is a "fantastic" photo of the actual USA President: https://capasjornais.pt/Capa-Revista-Visao.html

Asia Pacific See US President Vote

including Taiwan, China, and or even Russia, we hope Turmp to be elected. Trump's nickname is 川建國, meaning Mr. Country -Building- Up -for- China- Pal. With Trump's as president next 4 years, USA will continue go down, leave Intl Org. And US role will be replaced by China, he is easily predictable.

Mike Pence Or Fly? 'Beelsebub'??

Known as the "Lord of the Flies" Beelzebub is another name for Satan. He is known in demonology as one of the seven princes of Hell. is a name derived from a Philistine god, formerly worshipped in Ekron, and later adopted by Abrahamic religions as a major demon. VOTE USA. The World Needs YOU!