Stephen Colbert

Whose Boat Is This Boat...

Dear Stephen Hello from Australia. You Trumpians' really need some help. So I have bought your book, Whose Boat Is This Boat, more as a supportive political statement, but I am happy that the proceeds go to people suffering from the hurricanes. Good luck Trumpians, you need it!

Tucker Carlson's Foul Mouth

Tucker was video taped yelling "f-ing" and threatening a man@ Charlottesville's Farmington Country Club (now hiring several positions via Craigslist). I think Tucker has cut others down for their foul mouths and inability to be civil. Would be great to see you highlight his hypocrisy in clips.

Triumverate

A bit late but did notice that Donald Trump was being joined by Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh at a GOP gathering. The 3 Amigos (movie with Steve Martin etc. ) or THE THREE STOOGES ?????

Snidely Whiplash

In a recent polling of my Republican friends 85% say that Ted Cruz is more like Snidely Whiplash than Boris Badenov. Just sayin.

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Lying Ted

Loved your show last night with the Trump ad for Cruz. Lying Ted. The ending was great when Trump admitted to being a liar and it got him the presidency !!! So vote for Lying Ted!!!

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Women For Trump

Just wondered when someone will sneak /photo shop in a sign so that it will be shown behind him at a rally. It should say "hookers for Trump" / "porn stars for Trump"/ "sluts for Trump" not the usual "women for Trump" that you usually see. Wonder how long before they would be forcibly ejected !!!

Humor

Your moronic and childish brand of humor is not appreciated. Why don't you watch Johnny Carson reruns or Jay Leno and perhaps you can cut back on laugh track with real laughter. As personal favor quit telling people you are from Charleston. Political humor is only funny when it is true.

Synesthesia

Stephen I wanted to get your attention on Synesthesia. You had two guests so far that have synesthesia and nobody brought that up during the interview, at least not that I'm aware of. I'm referring to Billy Joel and recently to Lady Gaga . Their music comes from that

Will Probably Still Watch You...

Because I like to laugh. But sadly, you're becoming less funny with this endless chip on your shoulder. Expect you to fade rapidly into bitter old man with lots of future misfortune. Is this really how you wanted it to end? Thumb on nose salute for your insufferable piety. Kavanah's bro buddy?

Kavanaugh

There is a new keg of beer...it is the super-sized keg. It is called the Kavanaugh Keg....

Build The Wall

If Mexico pays for the wall along the US border to keep out immigration while US pays Mexico to deport immigrants, are we even? https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/11/politics/donald-trump-nafta-mexico-wall/index.html https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/13/politics/mexico-deportations-funding/

Randy Rainbow

I discovered this musical comedian a couple of months ago. (https://www.randyrainbow.com/) His stuff is great and he puts a new one out pretty regularly. It would be great to see him on The Late Show! I Love your show!

-Giuliani

-- Things that make you go hmm. Does "Simon Bar Sinister" resemble Rudy Giuliani? Proof: While playing the Underdog theme song, show side-by-side mug shots of "Simon Bar Sinister" and Rudy Giuliani.

Giuliani

It seems like Giuliani is having a Lilly Tomlin moment. I would love to see one of her old videos saying " AND THAT'S THE TRUTH" .

Funny Video Re: Trump

if you or your staff haven't seen this video, I think you'll enjoy it. "A Very Stable Genius" https://www.facebook.com/RandyRainbowOfficial/videos/1465224200246185

You're Not That Dumb

You're not so dumb you think they're so dumb they believe Trump lies. It makes them feel superior to think we're so dumb to think they're that dumb. They're dumb but not that dumb. Wise up. Don't buy it.

Love Your Show!

Unlike some other comedians, you make us laugh --- which we desperately need to do --- without also making the abomination in the WH the new normal. That takes genius. Thank you from the bottom of my heart!

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Montenegro

I am surprised that the Donald Trumpery did not back away from his comments about Montenegro causing WW III. He could go before the cameras and use the lame excuse of saying "I mis spoke Montenegro, I meant Monaco !!!!

Call Trump The Fascist

Start calling Trump and the Republicans what they are!!!! FASCISTS, hell bent on destroying Democracy and ALL civil liberty.

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Asylum

Can an American apply for asylum in Canada???