Stephen Colbert

Yo Colbe...

Understanding the cultural upheaval in the age of tribalism, the "deep state," and knowing your quarry. "The Case for Trump" by Victor Davis Hanson

Recollection Problem

Seems that various people have a memory problem. Both Prince Andrew and Donald Trump share the same problem both mental and perhaps physical . They both have no "recollection" of their dicks having an "erection" when it is brought to their attention that they misbehaved.

Dumpty Trumpty

Suggested required recitation for children in public schools: Dumpty Trumpty Dump Tyrant Trump on his rump! Make him fall right off his wall! When he’s gone we’ll sing a song, Peace on Earth and love to all!

Aotearoa (New Zealand)

I am sorry to say your coverage of Aotearoa (New Zealand) was completely racist. Not one mention of the Maori, their language or their culture -- only whites. Why? nga mihi

New Zealand

Loved your love of New Zealand. It is one of the greatest places on the planet. Thought you might get a kick out of what some of the Maori youth are doing "music-wise" - and wouldn't be surprised if you'd like to share it with others. Visible on YouTube WAIRUA - MAIMOA - YouTube An NZ Enthusias

King Donald

Hi Mr. Colbert, I am wondering when Donald Trump declares himself King of America will Melania be Queen? Donald Jr. and Eric be princes? Ivanka will be a Princess, so will Jared be prince consort? Will Tiffany be a princess? And Baron will be a prince, Prince Baron. Will any R's object?

We Are Not Proud Of You Either.

Stay in New Zealand because we' are not proud of you either. Ryan Murphy Ocala, Florida

Bolton

Please do a segment on "Bolton Balls-hope you don't have 'em". Where a tough guy looses the courage to stand up and believe in his own rhetoric of how people should be tough. Bolton could clear up the impeachment problems but is too afraid of the person he stood up to (trump) to testify truth.

Devin Nunes

Does Devin Nunes remind you a little of Grima Wormtongue?

Mayor Pete

My mother, who is her 90s and me, like Mayor Pete. He has common sense ideas and we KNOW his background.

The Trump Wall

Are you aware of a group of people who can climb and descend Trump's wall in less than 20 seconds,one of the people doing this is a 8 year old girl,you might want to take a look at the footage. Makes for good TV maybe.

Trump Does Not Discriminate...

... He treats everybody with equal contempt. Trump is a balanced individual... he has a chip on both shoulders. And remember, one cannot convince an 'idiot', that they are in fact, an 'idiot'. Out!

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Plagiarist Trump...

Now I know where you get your material ;->

Coming From New Zealand To The Show

Hi Stephen Colbert, we are coming from Marlborough New Zealand to see your show on the 13th of November. Can't wait! Cheers, Vincent Edwards and Kerry Blackmore.

Who's Boat Is This Book

That was plezzzz create a sequence book to " the who's boat is book", book #2 the ..... Book. Hahahahaha. It cracks me up every time you say. Thanks for listening. Ms kaddie O'Neil

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Who's Boat Is This Book

I watch ur shw evry nite & I have to ask can you plez create a " ..... Book", plezzzz. I live alone & have a wonderful time laughing at your monologues. Thanks and keep up the good laughing work we all need it. Kaddie O'Neil

Trump

When you want to know anything about Trumps positions on anything you should contact the "President Whisperer" Sean Hannity

Who Reads This Stuff?

No one at CBS or on SC's staff reads this stuff. It's just a measuring stick for his ratings.

How To Reverse Global Warming

I just sent U a message. It appears to be lost. I want to be on your show to tell the World (with humor) "How to Save the World for Too Must Heat & NOT enough air to breathe. The Earth is dying from too much heat from electric lights all over the World U & I can tell people how to fix the Weath

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No Talent

Apparently you don't know talent when you see it. The only late night host who is close to SC's overall talent level is Fallon. I would suggest you just leave for Russia with the rest of your redneck anti-americans.