Stephen Colbert

Non-Political Parties

A thoroughly modern Millie, I've never picked Political party. Voting for the candidate of my studied choice. That being said, I find MSNBC, Morning Joe, along with most New York based Broad Casting Networks, preach purely Democratic. All Democrat All the Time. Could you at least try to be neutral.

Inhumane Treatment Of Children

Hello Stephen, Please tell me, what ever happened to the "Be Best" program of Mrs. Trump? Should those children that are subjected to inhumane treatment at the border be under the umbrella of "Be Best?" If not, why not?

Drone Hit

Suspect POTUS may have signed secret Order changing universal laws of physics and maths e.g. recent downing of US drone - flight time @ 29 sec from Iranian video, missile speed Mach 2.4 from web, typical drone altitude @ 10 miles from web = drone distance < 12 miles from Iranian missile battery?

Dems Taking Senate

feel confident Dems president in 2020. Problem is nothing gets done unless dems retake senate. Global warming hot button for young people, hope to get out and vote. Put together music tour, SAVE THE PLANET TOUR, global warming, young people come out and vote.

Tonald Drump's Singular Brain Cell

I know he only has one cell In that huge head and to make It worse, he has to share It on custody visitations with Truedope In Canaduh. Aside from the obvious, I'm an american born man who Is currently an Immigrant In all of the US. Not sure where to turn anymore, but I'd love to ss them both on T.V

Weird Bald Guy At The 11 52 Pm Comm

i have noticed for many weeks now that around 11 52 pm during the commercial break usually taken at that time after a few commercials end and for a split second before the show begins again just for an instant there is always a black and white image of a bald guy . what's the deal? it's freaky

Upcoming Presidential Election

I have two suggestions. 1. Please run all your Anti Trump commercials on as many channels /states as possible. If Democrats can’t message you can! 2. Do not run pictures of Trump run a cartoon or drawing instead. Too much coverage, just put up tweets not pictures during monologue. Please help!

Thank You

Stephen I just wanted to say thanks. The current political climate is so stressful and upsetting but you have the cure, laughter!

Trump And “Dirty Money” On Netflix

Did Donald Trump have ties to Russia Mafia...please watch ..NETFLIX—Dirty Money- episode #6... No if’s, and’s or but’s about it... his affiliations with those people are grounds for immediate dismissal as our “Commander in Chief” !

Archived

Your Teeth

Stephen, My wife and I watch your show ALL the time! F.Y.I. When you laugh or when your mouth is wide open I see you along with my-self have/had the old “Mercury” -(Toxic heavy metal fillings) put in when we were kids. May I suggest you have your “amalgams” removed and replaced with the safer ones.

You Guests

Why are you consistently have streams of white males as your guests and so few women and people of color?

Vocabulary

Hi Stephen, FYI, the phrase for extreme anger is “high dudgeon” not “ high dungeon.” Love your monologues!

Opening Cartoon 5-16-19

Thought the cartoon was mean spirited. Farmers struggle to make a living on a daily basis. They contend with bad weather, market fluctuations and now tariffs. Making light of this seems unkind.

Book, When Trump Changed

The new book When Trump Changed: The Feminist Science Fiction Justice League Quashes The Orange Outrage Pussy Grabber is hilarious science fiction. You would love it! Please consider inviting me to your show. Here is a link to info about the book: http://www.bcubedpress.com/available_now/when-trump-

Your Moral Responsibility

I caught your Monday monologue. I seldom watch you anymore because it strikes me you are overly impressed with yourself and your "insights." I'm sending this now after the DJIA has regained all of the losses you discussed on Monday. Don't you feel a moral responsibility to place truth above laughs?

Anti-American Us Government

Hi Stephen.Watched your show for years, always informative, just thought that with local and national governments making life in US more difficult, why don't you come back to UK, we promise to look after you better this time:) No silly taxes, human rights laws, aggressive trade wars etc, etc!

Does Trump Profit From Tariffs

Stephen, here is something you may want to look into. Is Trump making millions by selling short on the stock market? After all only he knows when he is going to make an announcement increasing China tariffs and he also knows the DOW is going to tumble when he does.

Agent Orange

Question: How do you get DJT (POTUS) to dance? Answer: Tell him it is his birthday every day! https://youtu.be/jP3JIXFFBqM Question: How do you get DJT (POTUS) to dance? Answer: Tell him it is his birthday every day! https://youtu.be/jP3JIXFFBqM

Tariffs

Hello Stephen Please have an episode with Howie Mandel for “Deal or no deal” it would be hilarious

Novel With Trump In Prison

Wouldn't it be fun for Mr. Colbert to introduce a book, in which Trump is already in prison, a woman is president and the solution for a better world is on the way? In which a superhero introduces young people to philosophy and saves the world? see www.cogento.org