Stephen Colbert

Comment On Russian Visit Show

We love your show mostly but was very disappointed with the missed opportunity to show actual contact with Russian citizens. The twinkie, aerosol cheese and pop tarts was beyond stupid and embarrassing. It could have been so much more, something meaningful for your audience.

Trump Poses A Great Danger

Today's headline:"Latest shakeup signals a White House ready for battle" That's what Trump does. He battles everyone. Trump's reactive,pugnacious makeup lacking impulse control makes him way too dangerous to be Commander-in-Chief.Trump continues to rack up enemies.That does not bode well for peace.

Flat Earth International Conference

Stephen, you must come to the Flat Earth Conf. in Cary, NC, Nov. 9-10. Programming includes topics like "NASA and Other Space Lies." They believe that the earth is a disc surrounded by an ice wall, and that the sun/moon are lighted orbs that move around a dome that encloses the disc.

Joke

heard this in Canada eh ! While in Paris, Melania was asked by a French chef if she wanted a "crepe". Perhaps she misheard but answered "No thanks, I'm already married to one !!!"

Ending

gone to hell and no one cares in SCAM-A-LOT!

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Almost Done

the felonies right here in SCAM-A-LOT. SCAMALOT! SCAMALOT! It causes consternation But in SCAMALOT! SCAMALOT! The norm’s investigation. Press briefings are in secret, due to “fake news,” Obama’s blamed for ev’ry woe we’ve got— And Russia cooks the books for all the Trumpy crooks, The country’s

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Second Part

LOT! SCAMALOT! SCAMALOT! I know it makes you cringe, But in SCAMALOT, SCAMALOT! We’re now governed by the fringe. The nuts and quacks and cranks run all the bureaus, And jobs are filled with loons—unless they’re not! Yes, all the cab’net posts are filled with Nixon’s ghosts, We’re racking up

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Song Idea!

A con was made a short few months ago here The Trumpster and his lies are what we got— We don’t hire “gummint” folks for what they know here, In The truth is now forbidden if it’s painful. When lying time is here, then out they trot. Their attitude toward government’s disdainful, In SCAMA

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Trump's "Fake Propaganda"

What is "fake" is Trump's term "fake news." Trump continues to hammer this term into the minds of Americans to discredit the media when the media reports the lies, wrongful, & unethical "doings" of Trump. What IS "fake" is Trump's propaganda to brainwash the public into believing his "fake slander."

Im Calling Mr. Trump Out!

I wanna call this so call president out hes no darn president cant tell real news from whats fake always thinks he know everything when he clearly dont know that hes head is still shoved up his own butt. I would take his butt on for president if i could im only 30 darn!

Lookalikes

Don't you think that Mitch McConnell could serve as a stand-in for the woman in Grant Wood's painting, "American Gothic"? Feel free to use that one any time!

You Are Not Funny

Your Comedy Central show was hillarious...it was clever, the satire of OR was spot on...you seemed to enjoy yourself and it showed. Now you seem bitter and angry. Can't watch you anymore. You are not funny any more.

Jeff Sessions

Full disclosure is in order Mr. Colbert. The ears are a giveaway. You are the lovechild of Jeffery Sessions

Gluten Free

Love the show! Never miss it. One concern I have after your funny gluten free skit - BAD RP FOR CHURCH. NO Change from existing rule. No one will be w/o GF hosts. Wish you would clarify We take enuf hits. https://www.americamagazine.org/faith/2017/07/11

Donald Trump Jr. Is His Own Deepthr

I enjoy watching your show. In your opening monologue you talked about how you were so excited we were seeing only waist up. I laughed and all but it was kind of a dirty trick. As soon as the camera went below the waist I had to stare at your zipper for the next while to look for more evidence.

Use "Lock Him Up" In Monologue

How about this: 1. Don Jr did .....! What does the audience think? Lock him up! Lock him up! 2. Jared did ....! What does the audience think? Lock him up! Lock him up! Used best this Friday -- would be shown on Weekend shows.

Colbert

It's hard to believe that Colbert & the entertainment networks can alienate half the country & not even care. Don't they lose a ton of sponsors?

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Media

It would be nice to go back in time & have networks & talk show hosts that weren't left wing radicals who only care about promoting there own political agenda. Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, & Craig Ferguson would make jokes but never cross the line & be disrespectful. The country is half cry babies now.

July 12 Show

Loved your July 12 monologue. Trump is even more entertaining than George Bush was. Also, thoroughly enjoyed your interview with John Oliver. You both do a service to our troubled Nation being "lead" by a buffoon. Let's hope the Congress does something to alleviate the malignant Trump cancer.

Trump

trump should initiate a cultural exchange program and change places with Panama's ex president Ricardo Martinelli who is being held in Miami pending extradition. Then the rest of the trump family can relocate to Moscow.