Stephen Colbert

NEW BATTLESHIP NAMED FOR DORIS!!

Isn’t it great? Battleships named usually for our best presidents! This one is named for a heroic sailor! Who gave his life fighting for his country- An African American- I imagine it will really chafe our current president who probably thinks It should be named after HIM!

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Trump’s Legal Team

Would it be rude of me to suggest That considering Trump’s history, his legal team would be wise to “get Paid up Front” . By the way, I wait all day for your show!!!! I am a Bloomberg supporter, so glad you had him as a guest. (Although I will vote for whoever gets the D nomination.

Equal Opportunity

When are you going to give the same amount of time to Mayor Pete as you gave to Bernie Sanders the other evening? Are you playing favorites?

How Trump Can Get A Crowd???

The Wall Street Journal had an aerial shot of the large crowd in Iran mourning their fallen hero. Almost looked like a shot similar to Trump's Inauguration day crowd shot except clearly shows 1000's more people than turned out for Trump. Perhaps if Trump drops dead maybe more people would turn out

Impeachment

We should be encouraging all states with Republican Senators to write to their senators and indicate that they will not vote for his/her re-election unless they vote to impeach the President.

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Old Rerun Of Johnny Carson

There was an airing of a Dec.7, 1982 Johnny Carson episode with a still appropriate joke. He said" as we are getting closer to Xmas, the White House is still looking for 3 wise men" However, today we are looking for only 1, including the President. All wise men have left the White House already

Suggestion

Maybe you should surmise that Trump tweeted the negative remark about Greta because secretly he agrees with her and he knows that publicity - even bad publicity, just makes her work more well known. I don't believe that for a second that, but it would be funny to use the negative tweet against him

Impeachment

Thank you for helping relieve my high level of stress & anxiety. I record & save your shows to replay. I am your biggest fan!! THANK YOU!!

Federal Officials/President Trump

Please consider referring to all members of the government who are actively supporting the President without giving any credence to the conclusions of the various investigations against  him, as "Comrade" since they are, in effect, touting Russia's messages. Comrade Barr, Comrade McConnell, etc.

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I'm on the fence but would say I think most of the late nite hosts are lame along with SNL but think Steven Colbert is pretty good. Maybe you could have Mark Levin on as a guest since he says he's always willing to challenge anyone for a debate and it would be interesting becauseofsucha clash,power

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Rush Limbou Or Mark Levin As Guest

I remember Rush bashing the mordern comedy/entertainment shows recently saying its sick and not funny, it's hard to explain but like their just Trump haters. I also heard mark Levin mention bad Steve Colbert and rember him really laying on Jimmy Kimmel saying he's lame and ugly lol. (Continued)

New Zealand

I watch your monologues every night. I especially enjoyed your pieces from New Zealand. That is why I’m totally surprised that you have not mentioned the volcano at all. Perhaps you did after the monologue, but more people would see it at the beginning. Please show them that courtesy.

Mark Harmon 1st Role

I am pretty sure Mark Harmon's first TV movie role was as a young playboy spreading HERPES on Catalina Island? His character spread herpes to a few women who gave it to men, one of whom gave it to his pregnant wife causing the baby to be born covered in herpes & the doctor got it. Ask him thursday.

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Recollection Problem

Seems that various people have a memory problem. Both Prince Andrew and Donald Trump share the same problem both mental and perhaps physical . They both have no "recollection" of their dicks having an "erection" when it is brought to their attention that they misbehaved.

Dumpty Trumpty

Suggested required recitation for children in public schools: Dumpty Trumpty Dump Tyrant Trump on his rump! Make him fall right off his wall! When he’s gone we’ll sing a song, Peace on Earth and love to all!

Aotearoa (New Zealand)

I am sorry to say your coverage of Aotearoa (New Zealand) was completely racist. Not one mention of the Maori, their language or their culture -- only whites. Why? nga mihi

New Zealand

Loved your love of New Zealand. It is one of the greatest places on the planet. Thought you might get a kick out of what some of the Maori youth are doing "music-wise" - and wouldn't be surprised if you'd like to share it with others. Visible on YouTube WAIRUA - MAIMOA - YouTube An NZ Enthusias

King Donald

Hi Mr. Colbert, I am wondering when Donald Trump declares himself King of America will Melania be Queen? Donald Jr. and Eric be princes? Ivanka will be a Princess, so will Jared be prince consort? Will Tiffany be a princess? And Baron will be a prince, Prince Baron. Will any R's object?

We Are Not Proud Of You Either.

Stay in New Zealand because we' are not proud of you either. Ryan Murphy Ocala, Florida

Bolton

Please do a segment on "Bolton Balls-hope you don't have 'em". Where a tough guy looses the courage to stand up and believe in his own rhetoric of how people should be tough. Bolton could clear up the impeachment problems but is too afraid of the person he stood up to (trump) to testify truth.