Saturday Night Live "SNL"

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A sketch showing Donald Trump on the Apprentice and Chuck Barris of Gong Show fame getting ready to eliminate Trump. Going,going,GONG!!

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News: Trump made good on one of his election promises. He finally got a wall built. The only difference is that it was built around the nations Capital Building.

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Prior to Trump inside a trailer-Couch potatoes watching TV drinking beer. The TV is on. We hear a "certain TV show". The couch potatoes respond by cheering "Jerry, Jerry" During the Trump presidency sound bites from Trump the couch potatoes respond with "Trump, Trump". After Jan 20 - back to Jerry

Ways Trump Can Try With Election-4

9. Declare the Constitution un-Constitutional and tell everybody he'll get back with us on that.

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Ways Trump Can Try With Election-3

7. Dig up a bunch of documents "proving" that Scranton, PA-Biden's birthplace-has been a German protectorate since the 1600s 8. Declare that Trump and all his base live within an autonomous region inside the USA, namely, wherever any of them are

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Ways Trump Can Try With Election-2

4. Declare that Cozy Bear means that no government info-including elections-can be trusted. 5. Challenge Biden to a golf tournament: winner take all! 6. Declare himself co-President since Constitution doesn't strictly forbid it

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Ways Trump Can Try With Election-1

1. Have Biden, Harris, and Pelosi declared mentally incompetent and re-run the election. 2. Declare martial law and change the calendar back to October. 3. Have Trump declared temporarily insane for the week around the election, thus nullifying it.

You Can Make A Side Splitter Easy..

Easiest thing in the world to get some side splitting laughs... if anyone can turn this into the world's funniest jokes, you can - and the facts may be even funnier: Trump wants to suspend the constitution in order to supposedly protect the constitution???? Can you say "duhhhh???" :)

Rudy Giuliani Skit Suggestion

Your crack-shot makeup team must take advantage of Rudy Guiliani's recent hair dye "leak!" Something like ... every time Michael or Colin ask Rudy a pressing question, and Rudy lies, he starts dripping dark fluid from above his ears.

DOUBLE FLUSH

If you could please drop mention of the “Ty-D Bol” man , we could sure use some help- some one doesn’t seem to know that it’s time to stop circling the bowl and come clean.

Crowd Size!

WE NEED SPICY! Need Melissa to come back on, take the mobile podium and confirm if the Celebratory crowd outside the WH today is larger than the 2017 Inaugural. Was the crowd size today the LARGEST CROWD SIZE EVER? PERIOD!

Skit Suggestion

I'm sure you get a million of these. But here goes. Have a psychic medium call the spirit of the late John McCain to ask his opinion of the election results. He could say something to the effect that he prefers winners, he doesn't like people who lose. Because people who lose are losers

Please Comedy Sketch This

Please show day 1 of election day...then the tired reporters and anxiety watchers thereafter.Address Trump thinking he has Detroit and then cut to blacks there going wtf? Bring upthe binolculars comment and Trump wanting to not count votes. Baldwin is good...or a child who cant stand he lost.

Election Night Viewing

Great idea for a SNL skit! Everyone is talking about their stress watching Steve Kornacki work the map during the night of the presidential election. I went to bed around 11pm with a headache, woke up around 2pm and Steve still at it! His shirt was wrinkled and never took a drink of water. Wow!

Jim Carey

While I have enjoyed Jim Carey in other movies, his portrayal of Joe Biden is way off base and it is not funny at all. Leave the slap stick humor for portraying someone else.....it just does not work with portraying Biden.

Disgusted With Jim Carrey

Carrey's impression of Biden is embarrassing. Has he ever seen Joe Biden? He is not even close. It is demeaning to Biden, not at all funny. Biden is calm, dignified, has substance, good posture, doesn't flail, not a goofy rubber faced stooge. Larry David maybe? Different writer? Or both.

Jim Carrey Wrong As Biden

As much as I love Jim Carrey, his constant mugging is wrong for him to play Joe Biden. I suggest Dana Carvey - physically very close, mild mannered, and an alum of SNL!

Masks!

Satirical material about people not wearing masks but I cringe every time I watch. People touching, touching masks, not wearing masks, sitting too close - bad messaging. Can't watch it anymore after being a fan for 45 years. Yeah maybe you're being tested but hello White House - not reliable method.

Saturday Night Repeats

Your predecessors became famous for thinking for themselves and not adhering to the popular established ways of thinking. To bad that's long lost. I'm sure you're afraid to use the creative intelligence you have to independently analyze the actual facts instead regurgitating mainstream media. sad

Vice President Pence

I think Steve Carell would be perfect playing Mike Pence. He looks just like him and he would be hilarious.