Saturday Night Live "SNL"

Dan Crenshaw-Pete Davidson

PAGE 2“The only thing I did do, which I am guilty of — and I apologize for — is I did make that guy famous and a household name for no reason, right?” Davidson said. “I did what, like, Ariana Grande did for me, right? I sucked his d**k at ‘SNL.'”Seriously what is SNL coming to? Disgusting

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PETE DAVIDSON

I just saw an internet article where Pete Davidson says he regrets apologizing to Dan Crenshaw. "So I made fun of this guy with an eyepatch and then, like, I kind of got forced to apologize,” Davidson said, going on to say that he had gotten death threats." He needs to be FIRED. Such a disgrace

Great Host Idea

I would love to see Anya Taylor Joy host your show. She is beautiful and is starring in multiple movies in 2020. Emma, The new mutants , and a few others not as a lead. She seems like she would be a true blast. Please let her be in a skit with kate mckinnon thats my favorite cast member. Cheers!

Pelosi Speech Rip Cold Open

Ms. Pelosi first rips up the speech, then grabs the gavel and tries to slug him but gets held back by secret service agents. As she gets more and more agitated, more and more agents need to restrain her, and Trump is oblivious. He then says "live from NY, it's Saturday Night."

Geography Game Show Idea

I am envisioning a game show where Mike Pompeo is the host. As he shows a blank map with no names, contestant Trump struggles to find Kansas, or Arkansas. Perhaps Mary Louise Kelly could be in on it, pointing out the location of Ukraine. T'would be a great way for Baldwin to show his love for NPR.

First Thanksgiving Skit

I demand that SNL issue a public apology for it's racist portrayal of white actors/actresses in "redface" playing stereotypical Native Americans. This is racism and a double-standard. If there were white actors in "blackface", African Americans would be in an uproar and rightfully so.

Fox News Hosts Macy's Thanksgiving

Switched between NBC and CBS coverage of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade today. Would love to see an SNL skit with Fox News personalities hosting and providing commentary with their usual alternative facts and views.

King Tut Song Parody

That classic Steve Martin song “King Tut“ could be pretty funny with King Trump instead. Come on lol

Presidential Debates

Please write a series of sketches where democratic candidates for president debate President Donald Trump one on one.

Gordon Somland Alias?

Have you noticed that Gordon Somland’s name is very similar to Gordon Shumway (a.k.a. ALF)? Eerieeee.....

SNL

Suggest SNL open: Presidential Medal of Freedom Ceremony Trump gives out medals: 1. Manafort shackled 2. Stephen Miller (Trump places medal around neck of the snake) 3. Rudy 4. Roger Stone: "you're not getting a pardon, so this is it" 5. Putin: "bought my NY condo, so I'm throwing in Ukraine"

Host

Randy Rainbow would be a great host for SNL. He is brilliantly creative and funny. Nominated for an Emmy this year. I saw his live show last month...one of the most entertaining shows I have ever seen. Get this New Yorker on SNL!!

President T's Hurricane Forecase

The phantom 'cane Puzzled Tuscaloosa, Not to metion Mobile Bay. But our prez was playing fast and loosa With Sharpie felt pen, or so they say. Surf flooded Alabama, Without a single wave in sight, As rain fell on Alabama last night.

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President T's Hurricane Forecase

Suggestion. Sung to "Stars Fell on Alabama" tune: Rain fell on Alabama, Without a single drop in sight, but Rain fell on Alabama last night. One can't describe the drama, The fear, great concern and fright, As breezes tore through Alabama last night. (more to come)

Tech N9ne As A Guest

My family and I look forward to SNL every Saturday night it's a big part of our lives. May I suggest having Tech N9ne as a guest to performer. He is a awesome performer plus he's funny as hell so I know he'll be able to do a live skit. Thank you SNL love the show!

SNL: Archived "Apprentice" Videos

Here's an idea for a SNL video sketch: show 15-20 second long video of Trump selected from the archives of his" The Apprentice" 'reality' TV show; followed by 15-20 second long video of President Trump. The laugh factor enormous---how often Trump still follows the tv show pattern today as President

JLO Turns 50! With Sally O'Malley??

Dear SNL, as fan of over 30yrs. I am a huge fan of the 50 years old!! skit. Since JENNIFER LOPEZ (JLO) is turning 50 in 2019 (this year) It would be hilarious if she and Sally O'Malley could do it together- I think it would be genius. Thanks again for making Saturday nights a bundle of laughs.:)

IT Sketch

IT 2 will be coming out next fall. You should do a sketch with Pennywise as an I-T (information Tech) guy who fixes computers.

SNL-Liar Liar Sketch

Hello, Love the sketches of SNL With trumps Alec Baldwin, you should do a show with Jim Carey playing the lawyer in Liar Liar, the scene where he tries to convince himself the pen is a different color, and make Trump easily can “tell the trueth” with anything, including being the best president.

Caine Mutiny-Trump Sketch?

How about a sketch imitating the clip from the 1954 HumphreyBogart movie "The Caine Mutiny" where Capt Queeg is being questioned in his court martial. I can picture Trump being questioned by Robert Mueller using this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLUZ0Nv7UH4 clip as something to work with!