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I GOT AUDITED BY THE IRS, Hey

I applied for a 501(c)4 named TeaPartyMustDie. They showed up and gave me a bunch of #$%$& until I explained that I was for BO. They said the TeaParty thing triggered it, but since I was a leftwing Marxist, I was good to go. It took 2 weeks and, bamb! I was in. So why all the complaints? We LUV U BO

All I HEAR ARE SCANDALS.. How Can

anyone hold you personally responsible for all of these things you don't even know about? I knew your mom in Hawaii and she always told you nothing was your fault and she was right. Even if you did tell others to do it, you didn't do it yourself and should not be held responsible. WE LUV U!!!!!

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Republican's Clean Laundry

Mr. President Why do Republicans love to do laundry?

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Just A Little Humor For Today

YOU get off the helicopter in front of the WH - carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir." YOU reply: "These are not pigs. These are Authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary Clinton and one for

Lung Transplant / Shamamplant

Everyone is going to die sooner or later. What is the big deal? Obamacare is founded on nobody getting anything they don't deserve. Transplants should be reserved first for the Prezdunt's supporters, party members and lastly the proletariate class. Obama will shut down that stupid go-around judge

Love Is Funny!

We can't control who we fall in love with and we most certainly can't choose who we have feelings for. But darn it, we can choose to be proud of who we are no matter what someone else says. It's your life, not theirs.

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Is This A True GOP?

Would a true GOP person condones the actions of someone saying 500 times a day or more dem/Marxist racist dolts? Is this the values of a conservative republican? Does this person represent the majority of the republican party? Does these things sound intelligent to the GOP?

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Tar Sands

Tar sands and higher gas prices would offset the jobs created by the Keystone. And this does not include the 'spills' which are bound to happen. I wouldn't trust the Koch brothers with anything except destroying our wildlife

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Your Birthday

You will not turn 53 this year. House Republicans will not let Democrats raise taxes on the rich let alone Barrack Obama's age. Fountain of youth was hidden and now you have found it

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The Saga

When I read things about Nazi's and Hitler's army and few things out of a Syfy. I think this person or persons have a great imagination and shouldn't be wasting that talent on you. They must think a lot about you.

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Hit Me Up

Mr. President I have a couple of awesome idea. Hey hit me up, you do have my number?

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NSA

Do you think the jeans make me look fat?

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Snowden

He is a traitor. Why else would he be hiding in Hong Kong. Talking to China government. And keeps talking. He is wanting attention and is getting it but does he really think that China will keep him alive after they drain him of info?

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Ban Marriage Altogether

Maybe we should make straight marriage illegal. It doesnt seem to have a very high success rate

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Aggressive On National Security

Thanks for being aggressive on protecting our national security. I love listening to the whiners today who clearly have no idea of what really goes on to keep us safe. No one's conversations were monitored - just location data. Tell the whiny folks to just chill, please.

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GOP, CONS, REPUBS, TEA P, LOL!!!!!!

You've got to give them credit for tenacity. Bless their little hearts. They are so desparately grabbing at anything & saying you should be impeached. LOL!!! It's hilarious that they are trying so hard to stick something on you when they are deceiving their way out the door!! LOL!! Too funny!!!

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Pride Month!

It's pride month and I'm not afraid to show that I'm proud to be me! (No, I am not flaunting, I am fighting for my Rights in the most fashionable and fabulous way possible!)

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A Long But Worthy Journey!

Marriage equality will not change the definition of marriage because the definition of marriage is between two people. Others do not get to decide how two people should be wed. That is between the couple and not anyone else's business. It may be long but this Journey is totally worth it!

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It's More Than Time!

Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Homophobia's got to go!

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Dont Cry Be Happy

Never judge someone by the opinion of another. Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one. Don't like abortions? Don't get one. Don't like drugs? Don't do them. Don't like sex? Don't have it. Don't like your rights taken away? Don't take away anybody elses