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The Greatest President Ever

No other president in history was willing to make the commitment you have by courting Kim Jong Un and now the 2 of you have fallen in love. No doubt it will be one of the greatest love stories in the history of the world. The sex must be awesome. Thanks for making the sacrifice for your country don

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Repub Rebel Yell For November.

Edumacation is important. But guns & shine are importanter !!

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Very Reassuring

To know you’re having dinner with Kanye West so you can get HIS sage advice. Especially since Nikki Haley is leaving. I didn’t particularly like her, but she is one of the few intelligent, politically experienced women in your administration. Are you thinking about Kanye to replace her?

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Latest Moron Rally In Iowa.

Trump announces plan for year-round use of ethanol. Also known as grain alcohol. Hillbillys Gone Wild. Going topless & toothless. Yeee Hawww !!!

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Most Presidential Yet

LOL. Just watched the Video of you walking up the stairs to board Air Force 1with toilet paper stuck to your shoe. Ha, ha ha. Definitely the most presidential appearance for you yet. What a buffoon. If anybody had any respect for you they would have told you about it. You suck biggly, LOL

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Rolling

Ever see that ugly goofy kid on his big wheel peddling madly down the sidewalk like the orange haired boogyman was after him? Well that's your "Trump Train"

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Russia If You Are Listening.

Another election is coming. There is a 400 lb. guy lying in bed, that needs your help again.

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Difference Between Brett & A Pig?

A pig doesn't turn into a Brett when it drinks.

Reminder

To Pres. Trump, avoid becoming a politician at all cost.

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Brett's First Order Of Business.

To legalize. Liquor stores, bars, taverns, pubs, saloons open 24/7. No discriminating against being drunk at job interviews or on the job. OK to sleep in public places & urinate in fountains or on parked cars. Legal to puke off Trump Towers onto working people.

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Hurricane Michael

So DONALD, you say it looks like Hurricane MICHAEL is going to be another big one. Do you think it is going to be as biggly wetter as hurricanes Florence?

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How About A New Color, Dumph?

Ok stupid donald dumph I see you're looking a lot more orange today than usual. More orangatnangish if you know what I mean? Have you ever considered changing facial colors? You could try pink on "breast cancer awareness day", green on earth day? I'm getting tired of orange. Maybe some stripes?

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200,000 Citizens Are Without Power

But don't panic, Trump will be on the scene tossing out passing out paper towels within days.

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Like To Wear White Pointy Hats?

And be a leader in the Grand Old Party? Not a problem? They'll take ya, just sign up.

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Better Call Bret

Have a criminal president you wanna protect better call Bret. Have an egregious polluter you wanna give a free ride better call Bret. Have some poor woman needing assistance you wanna screw over better call Bret. Have some wacko conspiracy you want to promote better call Bret. Need some beer eh?

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Do More...Talk Less

So far so good! But don't forget, what works in Kansas does not work in areas like NY, MA etc...and even though there is left majority in these other states you still need to appeal to the right there. Keep up the good work, and change the tune when you are in the blue states. Thank you.

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Reason To Vote For GOP In November

The Democrats are already saying they're going to try to impeach Kavenaugh if they get a majority in the mid-terms. So, if you're a Republican or if you're just a decent American who cares about our country, our Constitution, and due process, you'll come out and vote for GOP candidates in November.

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Have A History Of Pedophilia?

And dream of becoming a big wig politician? Not a problem! The Republican Party - they'll take ya!

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The Future For Ruth Baden Ginsburg?

Hey Ruth. Brett is in his chambers on the hammer again. Passed out laying in a puddle of barf. Ruth: OK then. Clean him up & dress him properly. Not like last time. He showed up to court in a bath robe with his wiener hanging out. Rambling on about using his schlong as a gavel.

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I Love The Democrats - So Much Fun

They were on a roll. Even many good conservative Republicans were mad at you for your nasty tone and mean words. What did they do? Fired up vile attacks on a good and decent American named Kavenaugh. Even the New York Times says this is hurting the Democrats in swing states. Karma.