Top Notes - All Categories,

Archived

Politics In High School Vs College

High School Teachers: "Can't share my political beliefs - it's not allowed". College professors: "what's the square root of "Screw Trump"?"

Archived

Trump Accomplishments

No President has done more in so little time. http://www.magapill.com/

Archived

Beyond Reproach.

I don't understand why the democrats want to impeach you. You are beyond reproach.

Archived

Donations For Reelection

Mr. President,We on Fast Note are getting together as one,Democrats and Republicans, to collect funds for your reelection in 2020. There will be a small few that can't afford it, but the vast majority are behind you and will do everything in our power to keep you in office. We all thank you for your

Archived

California Earthquakes

Following a series of earthquakes in California, there's a newly-discovered crack in the earth's crust beneath the Silicon Valley. CNN named it Trump's Fault.

Archived

Economic Growth Slowed

Down to 2.4%. That’s no way to win an election! Who you gonna blame? The Fed? The Chinese? Bezos? How bout @AOC? Maybe her “anti-American” comments distracted people from spending money or looking for jobs?

Archived

Did The Check Clear Yet?

You know, the check that Mexico wrote to pay for the wall.....

Archived

Shameful Defamation Of Trump

The left is in full gear spinning and lying about Trump being a racist because he is attempting to enforce immigration law. He has reiterated time and time again that LEGAL immigrants are welcomed from the world over. Over 1.4 million enter LEGALLY every year. The left is ginning up a false

Archived

Where Is Rudy?

Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy.....guess they realized he has lost all his marbles.

Archived

Trump Train Is Rolling

Every Democratic Candidate is promising to fix the booming economy.

Archived

Nicknames For You And Mitch

Excellent new nickname for Mitch floating around on Twitter today based on his refusal to let the Senate act on Russian meddling "#MoscowMitch". Made me realize the perfect nickname for you would be "#MoscowBitch".

Archived

No Written Rule

There is absolutely NO written rule that says a President has to be likable in order to do a great job. Must he win the popularity contest, too? No.The Dems think that is all that matters & get offended whenever anyone likes or defends him. They are the ones that don't get it. It's over their heads.

Archived

Moscow Mitch

Trump's old b!tch needs a big stitch after falling in ditch. Kentucky should switch to a senator whose pitch is above Trump's kitsch and isn't so rich. Burma Shave

Archived

You Are SO Fat....

1) Air Force One has reconfigured the fuel tanks to put more across from your office. 2) The White House Butler is now ordering your suits from Omar the Tent Maker. 3) You get fleet discounts from Burger King 4) The Secret Service had to double the number of agents assigned to protect you.

Being Nice

Dear President Trump, starting tomorrow, you may notice a change in our country starting, and the start will be right here on Fastnote. No longer are we going to quarrel and condemn. We will be nice to each other and talk civilly. No more name calling, We will discuss our thoughts in an adult manner

Archived

Look At The Haters Lie

Trump broke the attendance record in NH. The house was packed, as packed as the Fire Marshall allowed. People were standing all around the stage. There were empty seats in the rafters but still the Fire Marshall would not let any more people in. 5K outside. Liar. Liars

Archived

Go For The High Ground . . .

love ya Donald. You can't be bought like all those before you.

Archived

All Of The Hysteria Coming From The

far left will only stop after the republicans score a landslide at the polls.

Archived

Racist Parents

I just realized my parents are racist. As a teen, they told me, "if you don't like it here, you can leave."

Archived

Liberal Dem

Liberal Dems get upset when you tell them that half the population earn less than the median income. The go nuts. They don't realize that's the definition of median.