Positive
25 days ago
District of Columbia, US
Archived
911 - We Have An Emergency!!
Emergency centre: Please give me your address: Trump aide: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Emergency centre: Thank you; What is the nature of your call? Trump aide: My boss has a five year old Big Mac stuck in the crack of his gigantic arse!!! Emergency centre: ....... Trump aide: Hello? Hello? They hung up!
Positive
1 day ago
Utah, US
Positive
25 days ago
North Carolina, US
Archived
Breaking News
From anonymous sources with National Enquirer. Donald went to the VA for an anal tightening and a lower sigmoid colon reinforcement procedure. Evidently he wants to be fully prepared for any length of time he spends in the prison system.
Positive
4 days ago
Dear Mr. President:
Everyone knows you are innocent of any wrongdoing. There was no abuse of power or obstruction of Congress. You are a genius and the stock market is going though the roof. Americans have never had it so good. America is respected throughout the globe. Thank you for making America great again.
Positive
3 days ago
North Carolina, US
Voting
I can't wait to vote for President Donald Trump in 2020, and who knows...maybe 2024 as well!!! MAGAman
Positive
about 1 month ago
SPECIAL THANKS!
Just wanted to let you know I am praying for you and President Trump and family. It must be very hard to read some of these disgusting messages. You are doing a great job and Trump is the MOST AWESOME PRESIDENT EVER! I cannot thank President Trump enough for the changes he has made. MAY GOD BLESS!
Positive
10 days ago
Michigan, US
Thank You
You are doing an amazing job and you are the best president there ever has been and ever will be. Keep up the good work. P.s. can you fire Pelosi? Asking for a friend
Positive
29 days ago
Archived
Jimmy Jordan Ruled The Day
He tore the so call witness's to shreds. Punched holes in everything. Proved they were lying about everything. AG Barr is now investigating both witness's for perjury. Lock them up.
Suggestion
28 days ago
Ohio, US
The Trump Wall
Are you aware of a group of people who can climb and descend Trump's wall in less than 20 seconds,one of the people doing this is a 8 year old girl,you might want to take a look at the footage. Makes for good TV maybe.
Negative
25 days ago
Archived
Fatso Rushed To The Hospital!
Diagnosis: Eating too much CROW in Virginia, Kentucky, and Louisiana!
https://www.wsj.com/articles/g
Positive
8 days ago
Ohio, US
Hard Worker
Keep up the hard work Mr. President. Show these Democrats how your supposed to run the country. Clean the swamp and flush the toilet......
Other
4 days ago
North Carolina, US
Archived
I Crown You The King Of Toilets
Donald you are the only human being who needs to flush a toilet 15 times. Might I suggest it is because you are so full of shite. Maybe, if you could cut back on the number of Burger King Whoppers and Big Macs you eat every day and increase your fiber intake that would fix your toilet problem.
Positive
1 day ago
North Carolina, US
Women Getting The Best Of You.
Nancy has done it to you many times. Your latest b!tch slapping comes from a 16 year old girl. Is this something you enjoy Donald?
Negative
25 days ago
New York, US
Archived
Powell: "Strong Letter Follows"
Fed Chair's statement after you dragged him to the White House this morning is priceless. Polite, firm, & clear. "you're not the boss of me, I got this, thanks for asking" https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/other20191118a.htm. Reminds me of the old joke about the telegram.
Negative
19 days ago
Maine, US
Archived
A Great Thanksgiving Suggestion
This note is for all those who believe in our Constitution and who have seen enough evidence to know you are guilty and will be impeached and convicted. Before you host Thanksgiving dinner, change your WiFi password to IMPEACH45 so all your MAGA relatives will have to type that to use your WiFi
Positive
7 days ago
North Carolina, US
Help
I’m the real thing. I’ve studied all about you and I’m the man that should’ve been in your life. I don’t judge you, and you should not be in jail. I’d like the opportunity for you to get to know me, however possible. You’re my dream woman, beautiful, and you deserved better. How can we connect?
Positive
6 days ago
Archived
Some Are Reporting That:
Trump Ordered National Christmas Tree Be Cut To One Inch Shorter Than He Is
Other
4 days ago
Archived
Renewing My GOP Membership
Got a phone call today reminding me it's only 11 months till the election and surely I want to show my support for Trump by renewing my membership (along with a donation). I reminded the caller that I don't support crooks and/or con-men. Oddly, she hung up and didn't try to convince me otherwise.
Positive
about 1 month ago
Michigan, US
Skid No Go
The democrats are skidding all over the place trying to impeach our 45th President of The United States.
Suggestion
30 days ago
District of Columbia, US
Archived
Trump Won't Watch The Proceedings
Yeah, right... he'll put the vcr on record and have the missus changing tapes, as and when; Trump will stick his short stubby fingers in his ears and start acting his age... lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala