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Biden Lost And Should Be Scared

Republicans Won 28 of 29 Most Competitive House Seats, Added 3 State Legislatures, Did Not Lose a Single House Race — But Joe Biden Won!!?! Stastically not possible Biden won.

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Donald Trump

Has Perfected The Act Of Holding A Glass Of water With 2 Hands

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Trump 2020!

Yes, after all the illegal voting and Leftist evildoings are uncovered, exposed and dealt with, the true numbers of votes will be available to reveal that indeed, our great President has been re-elected for another 4 years. The people have spoken!

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Poor Jared And Ivanka

What Will They Now Do With Their Lives ?

Outlandish...

Fake polls suppressing voter turnout, along with the Fake Media and news suppressing Social Media, created a Coup. Mr. President they are doing their best to take you down. Hang in there. You will prevail.

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Donald Trump Was Disapponted

When he visited the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier HE WANTED TO MEET THE PARENTS OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER

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The Phone Call

Word is that Trump has called Joe Biden and offered to move out if President Biden would find some country where Trump could be appointed President. Trump supposedly preferred a country where he didn’t have to do any real presidential work or make tough decisions and could just play golf.

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Kamala Harris Is NOT Qualified To

be VP, President, or to hold any other office in OUR govt. I saw a pic of her and she has no less than SIX (that's 6!) fingers on EVERY hand! Proving that she's not only a COMMUNIST, but an ALIEN! Thanks to you trumpublicans, no one would have noticed this glaring disqualification. Someone, CALL

It's Over

I am now waiting to see exactly when you hand the keys over to Pence so he can pardon you prior to January 20. Unfortunately for you it only applies to federal not state so have to ask--when and where will you be on inauguration day--I suspect not in DC

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You've Won, Have You?

Yes,Mr. President,we are pleased to announce you have won a wonderful, great all-expenses paid trip to the BIG House (not to be confused with the WHITE House).There you'll enjoy fine communal dining, communal showers(don't bend over for the soap), death-defying thrills & a diverse population. Enjoy!

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Trump Files New Lawsuit

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hinting darkly that “there’s something going on,” Donald J. Trump has asked the United States Supreme Court to rule that Wisconsin is not a state.

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The World Celebrates With You

Congratulations on your VICTORY! The world celebrates with you! People are dancing in the streets! Bells in Paris! And, you pulled so many congressmen and senators along on your coattails! You should have Barr lock up Biden immediately and stop all his phony lawsuits! If he won't, FIRE HIM!

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The Trump Family Circus

They can polish their new acts before the State Fair season begins. "Step Right Up...Win the Little Lady a Rotund Orange Plush Toy".....easy career transition for Trump - Federal govt carnival barker to the County Fairgrounds. Crowds will be huuuuge, The lines the " longest EVER in history". Right.

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The Movers Are Coming Donald.

Mexico steps up and says they will send workers and help pay to move Trump out of the White House. No charge Amigo!

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Re-election

President Trump: DO NOT CONCEDE the election. I believe in you. I believe Gov. Gulioni and Sidney Powell. Stealing the election is the Democrat last ditch effort to get rid of the the duly elected POTUS. Hang in there Sir.

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Donald Trump Is Like A Toreador

He Loves Bull

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Counting Days

If you make a donation to Donnies campaign, They will send you a beautiful 2021 calendar. Trouble is, it's only 20 days long

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Donald Trump Has A Plan

To replace Obamacare. It can be found inside a donut.

IMPEACH

If he wins.The second he takes the oath Impeach every day for the next 4 years. The first time he gropes another woman impeach, the 1st time he and Hunter take off to China Impeach, 1st time he sends a pallet of $$ to Iran Impeach..Basically do to him what they did to Trump for making a phone call

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Baby D's Legal Argument

"I won Mommy!" " No, Donald, Joey got more votes, you didn't win."" But Mommy, nobody SAW him get those votes! Nobody was allowed to look at the votes being counted so I won!"" But Donny, if nobody was allowed to look, how do you know YOU got the votes? " " Because I SAID SO & I'm the President!"