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Flanders Field

"In Flanders Field where poppies grow... it's kind of drizzly so let's not go".

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Mr. President. You Are Cordially...

… invited to the Saudi Royal Thanksgiving Dinner. It's BYOB. Bring Your Own Bone-saw.

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The Wall

I would be in favor of the construction of a wall if after it was built we could place Donald Trump on the Mexican side of it (permanently).

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John Roberts

Donald, how dare Chief Justice Roberts publically rebuke you. Who does he think he is, the King of the United States. What are you going to do about him?

Prove It

If you really believe the media is fake news, now's your chance to prove it: eat all the lettuce.

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Zinke

"The fires are the radicals fault." Darn liberals caused global warming.

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Repubs Want To Be Informed By CIA.

Watch out Donald. This learnin' stuff can be a slippery slope. Next thing you know. Your base will be reciting the alphabet & doing multiplication.

What Does The Secret Service Do?

When you go off to the federal penitentiary, what are the agents who are assigned to protect you supposed to do? Do they have to go into the prison, too? How does this work?

Do You Need Help Packing

Have you started packing yet. Don't forget you will be moving very soon. Do you want help, We can get you a dumpster.

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Shortage

"they say" (also Trump's favorite source) there's a ketchup shortage after the big Thanksgiving feast at Mar la Lago. Maybe hamburger buns too.

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Do The Troops Salute??

Are our troops supposed to salute Individual # 1? What is the prison salute exactly? A high 5? These are things inquiring minds will soon be needing to understand.

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Which Republican Turkey Will Be...

…pardoned this Thanksgiving? Ole Yeller can't pardon himself, since he's the White House chicken.

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US Debt Now Over 20 Trillion.

Experts predict it may one day surpass the Trump Lie Count.

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Go Stuff Yourself

into the nearest oven. You deserve it.

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Would Someone...

Give Donny Baby some Nair, for his troublesome hair. After he uses it he won't have any bad hair days! He won't have any hair left. That will make it great!

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The People's President.

True Patriots know that DJT is a President who is Of the People, By the People, and For the People.

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Thank You For Giving Our Nation

back to the People where it belongs.

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Wharton Wants The Degree Back

Every rational economist on the planet knows just how stupid tariffs are. I hear Wharton want their degree back cause they're so embarrassed by your willful ignorance.

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No Need To Pout, Donny

YOUR funeral will be so much bigger than anyone else's because there'll be so many more people there CHEERING you on to your new hot smokin' home. I imagine Lucifer has a particular torment planned for you..maybe endless press conferences with NO attendees?The agony of being ignored for all eternity

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What Is The Narcissist Thinking?

Arc de Triomphe? Must be the French spelling of my name. Eiffel Tower? What's the big deal. Have way bigger crowds at my towers.