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911 - We Have An Emergency!!

Emergency centre: Please give me your address: Trump aide: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Emergency centre: Thank you; What is the nature of your call? Trump aide: My boss has a five year old Big Mac stuck in the crack of his gigantic arse!!! Emergency centre: ....... Trump aide: Hello? Hello? They hung up!

Hair

Mr Trump you sir have Nice hair.

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Breaking News

From anonymous sources with National Enquirer. Donald went to the VA for an anal tightening and a lower sigmoid colon reinforcement procedure. Evidently he wants to be fully prepared for any length of time he spends in the prison system.

Dear Mr. President:

Everyone knows you are innocent of any wrongdoing. There was no abuse of power or obstruction of Congress. You are a genius and the stock market is going though the roof. Americans have never had it so good. America is respected throughout the globe. Thank you for making America great again.

Voting

I can't wait to vote for President Donald Trump in 2020, and who knows...maybe 2024 as well!!! MAGAman

SPECIAL THANKS!

Just wanted to let you know I am praying for you and President Trump and family. It must be very hard to read some of these disgusting messages. You are doing a great job and Trump is the MOST AWESOME PRESIDENT EVER! I cannot thank President Trump enough for the changes he has made. MAY GOD BLESS!

Thank You

You are doing an amazing job and you are the best president there ever has been and ever will be. Keep up the good work. P.s. can you fire Pelosi? Asking for a friend

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Jimmy Jordan Ruled The Day

He tore the so call witness's to shreds. Punched holes in everything. Proved they were lying about everything. AG Barr is now investigating both witness's for perjury. Lock them up.

The Trump Wall

Are you aware of a group of people who can climb and descend Trump's wall in less than 20 seconds,one of the people doing this is a 8 year old girl,you might want to take a look at the footage. Makes for good TV maybe.

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Fatso Rushed To The Hospital!

Diagnosis: Eating too much CROW in Virginia, Kentucky, and Louisiana! https://www.wsj.com/articles/gop-defeat-in-the-deep-south-11574033751

Hard Worker

Keep up the hard work Mr. President. Show these Democrats how your supposed to run the country. Clean the swamp and flush the toilet......

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I Crown You The King Of Toilets

Donald you are the only human being who needs to flush a toilet 15 times. Might I suggest it is because you are so full of shite. Maybe, if you could cut back on the number of Burger King Whoppers and Big Macs you eat every day and increase your fiber intake that would fix your toilet problem.

Women Getting The Best Of You.

Nancy has done it to you many times. Your latest b!tch slapping comes from a 16 year old girl. Is this something you enjoy Donald?

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Powell: "Strong Letter Follows"

Fed Chair's statement after you dragged him to the White House this morning is priceless. Polite, firm, & clear. "you're not the boss of me, I got this, thanks for asking" https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/other20191118a.htm. Reminds me of the old joke about the telegram.

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A Great Thanksgiving Suggestion

This note is for all those who believe in our Constitution and who have seen enough evidence to know you are guilty and will be impeached and convicted. Before you host Thanksgiving dinner, change your WiFi password to IMPEACH45 so all your MAGA relatives will have to type that to use your WiFi

Help

I’m the real thing. I’ve studied all about you and I’m the man that should’ve been in your life. I don’t judge you, and you should not be in jail. I’d like the opportunity for you to get to know me, however possible. You’re my dream woman, beautiful, and you deserved better. How can we connect?

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Some Are Reporting That:

Trump Ordered National Christmas Tree Be Cut To One Inch Shorter Than He Is

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Renewing My GOP Membership

Got a phone call today reminding me it's only 11 months till the election and surely I want to show my support for Trump by renewing my membership (along with a donation). I reminded the caller that I don't support crooks and/or con-men. Oddly, she hung up and didn't try to convince me otherwise.

Skid No Go

The democrats are skidding all over the place trying to impeach our 45th President of The United States.

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Trump Won't Watch The Proceedings

Yeah, right... he'll put the vcr on record and have the missus changing tapes, as and when; Trump will stick his short stubby fingers in his ears and start acting his age... lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala