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Republcan Funeral

A Republican died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Republican? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"

Red Hats

Thank you so much for the red MAGA hats. These handy identifiers have really cut down on the amount of time I used to spend identifying uneducated idiots. This is critical, because, like you, I am a con artist. These red hat wearers are my bread and butter. Now, they identify themselves! Amazing!

Merry Christmas

And a happy new year, Mr. President.

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Happy New Year

Trump is still your President.

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Discussing Trumps Changing Hair.

What does Trumps hair and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole.

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Happy Holidays My Good Friend

You are my favorite puppet. I look forward to your term as president being over so you and your family can move to Moscow and we can work together building trump tower in Moscow. Why don’t you resign and come now. The girls miss you and wish you were here all the time. Yours truly, VLAD.

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You Asked.

What do Republicans and porn stars have in common? They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.

Impeachment Resolution

Nancy should send this to the Senate via Twitter - maybe then you might actually read it.

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Political Thought Of The Day

Democrats make better lovers. No question about it. You ever heard of a good piece of elephant?

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Never Met The Guy

Donald J. Trump pulled an all-nighter on Wednesday, using a Sharpie to cross out Lev Parnas from photos taken with him at hundreds of events. Trump, his hands blackened by ink, started working his way through a mountainous stack of photos of him and Parnas.

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Alert Mental Patient Has Escaped.

From the State insane asylum. Based on the last six posting he might be on Fastnote. He is addicted to Fixed News, Rush, Hannity, Levin and Trumpism.

Your Downfall

Russian backed loans via Deutsche Bank, insider trading as you enact tariffs, escalate tensions, your lying, cheating, stealing, ordering the deaths of other human beings. All will lead to your downfall. Watch as you lose your idols of money, property, power. No one is above the law.

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Types Of Trump Supporters

What is the difference between a Republican ass-kisser and a Linsey Graham type brown-noser? Depth perception.

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Trump Stands For America First

Trump stood with the people of Venezuela. Dems stood with Maduro. Trump stood with the protestors of Hong Kong. Dems stood with Communist China. Trump stood with the people of Iran. Dems stood with Soleimani and Ayatollahs. NOTICE A PATTERN YET?

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Is There A Quick Start Guide...

Or a check list, or cheat sheet, to run the United States of America as President? It just got me thinking, Trump could sue his employer for a lack of due care and attention, especially as Trump was never a 'political animal' to begin with. If ever there was a person who needed training, he's it!

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Pompeo On Sunday Shows

I watched him on 2 of the Sunday shows (incl Fox). Completely pathetic. I don't know how many times he fell back on "(fill in the blank here) will keep the American people safe" I don't know what's worse - watching hothead Trump in action or watching Pompeo lamely trying to defend Trump. It's a tie.

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Putin's Remit To Trump From Day 1

Putin to Trump: "Weaken all Americas global interests, so I can move in"... Trump to Putin: "Roger wilko!"... Putin to Trump: "Remember Mr Trump, I have you by the testicles!"... Trump to Putin: "Okidokie, then!"... Putin to Trump: "Прощай Mr. Trump". Trump to Putin: "Thank you, Vlad it's all yours"

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That Leftist Mike Lee

Radical left wing Senator Mike Lee from Utah, calls Trumps briefing "insane" What shall we do with these unpatriotic leftist Senators who have the gaul to criticize our President?

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Trump's Game Of Truth Or Dare

Do you currently have a crush on anyone? Trump: Yes, my great short friend, Vlad. Who do you hate, and why? Trump: Nancy Pelosi; She's better than I am! What's your biggest pet peeve? Trump: Everyone lies about me. What's your biggest turn-on? Trump: Being allowed to break the law with impunity!

China Trade Deal

With the signing today, ANOTHER great accomplishment by Trump and his administration. Every day Trump accomplishes great things, and corrects all the stupid blunders Obama and his cast of misfits made. Thank you Mr. President. Trump 2020