Newt Gingrich

Heard A Thunderous Crash Coming...

from my living room. My wife screamed, "Noot has dropped out!" Sure enough, there was Noot lying on my living room carpet, having dropped out of my TV set. We cried a little, but now we are able to get all the channels again. Biggest problem is Noot has been eating us out of house and home!!!

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We NEED You

Please stay, Mitt cant beat Obama, Mitt is the one who should drop out for the sake of the country

Stay In

Newt, Don't drop out. Find some way to stay in.We'll need someone good in there when Obama gets done with Mitt.

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An Epiphany

Its about time you had that epiphany.Did the epiphany happen when the penguin bit you?

Sticking In There

The Republicans were looking for an entertaining race, and boy did you deliver! Even if you weren't really in it 'til the end, you didn't head home a moment early. That's a good lesson for the Party though - going to be a tough fall. If only you could win over South Carolina for Mitt...

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Even A Penguin Don't Agree With You

Even the penguin thought you are full of it.From man down to the little penguin you get no respect,can you read the signs.You need to go to that outer limit you dream about and form your own Colony,you have out lived your welcome on Earth.

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It's Time To Turn Of The Lights

A good janitor like you,hopefully,after sweeping the piles of junk left over from you and the other nitwits, will know it's time to turn off the lights.What are you hanging around for? Mitt is not going to jump in front of a bus any time soon,so you are out of luck.Go take Callisa shopping.Bye

Please Save Us $45K / Day

You talk a lot about the bloated federal government and how we need to cut spending. You are smart enough to know you have zero chance to win the nomination or the election now but you still have Secret Service protection at a cost of $45K / day. Why not stop this today? Thank you.

Please, Executive Unilateralism?

What is it? Is it an idea? Is it elective despotism? Presidential Equality of Outcome, i.e. "I Can't Wait"? An afront to the seperation of powers? Arbitrarily created presidential "rights", "executive privilege"? Soft Fascism? Political Fate?

You're A Fool

So your going to get behind Romney? Did you see the ads he put out there against you.Thank God you rolled down the hill;we do not need more spinless knuckleheads on th HILL.

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A New Campain Tactic?

I understand your going around visiting zoos?Isnt there something a little more pressing on your agenda right now?like maybe running a campain?You DO realize that animals cant vote.I just pray for the health & well being of that poor penguin that bit you.

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Newtie Toot Toot

Time to pack up your bag and your luggage and hop aboard the homebound express. Your creditors are about to pick your bones bare and with a bankruptcy filing, your political lobbying days are done. Attacking FOX has ended your contributing income. Your only hope is a CNN gig like Gergans.

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Same Ol' Newt

Back to bouncing checks again?Life's a little tougher when you lost your only sugar daddy.But bouncing checks is nothing new to you,you were bouncing them back when you were in the House.You even bounced one to the IRS for 9 grand.What was the total amount of bounced checks at the House? 26 grand?

Withdraw From Public Life

you have failed in marriage three times; been remove from public office, accused of misuse of public funds, told by the public that you are not presidential material, please get lost

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The Right Choice

Newt is the right choice,he is stand fast conservative,sticks to his guns against anyone,has right solutions,bold future for the country,experience in economic values and does for the american people what will get them back to prosperity and freedom from government interventions in our lives.

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WE THE PEOPLE & YOU

Its 1on1now. You have the mind,strength,vision,ideas,honesty & you are the only man who will beat OBAMA. You can out think & DEBATE him with ease. We need you, AMERICA needs you. Lets get rid of classes and unite as AMERICANS to become great again. Tea Party where are you? Last chance for the WH.

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Do What Mitt Is Doing

Mitt is going after everyone and winning and Trump doesn't like bing dirty but still backs him. what's wrong with thie picture.

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Do You Want To Win

I think you should go down and dirty again. when you did it before it was the only time you won.

Please Stay In !

Romney is such a weak candidate and he will lose against Obama . please stay in this and I pray that you will go to the Convention and be able to make a difference . I would hope you would become the Nominee because I know you can go up against Obama and win .

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Just A Few More

You have 135 delegates so far,you need 1144 to win the nomination,you only need 1009 more........Piece of cake.The only way you could pull it off is if the other 3 canidates went missing