Greg Gutfeld

Token

Could you please suggest to your producers that you need to get a new token Democrat. The one you have now is driving people away.

Where Do I Get A

copy of the book about the pencils with teeth marks..great bit!!

Stupid Female Reporter-mustseeTV!

Just saw a Fox news female reporter in myrtle beach say “75 %of the residents have evacuated and that means that 50% are still there”-then she interviewed a man wearing only shorts and accused him of being naked-then her hat blew off and the”naked” man retrieved it for her-SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!

Look Alike Mueller

Have you ever noticed how much special council Mueller looks like the mean uncle Muffasa on the Lion King?

Replacing Kimberly

I would love to see either Kennedy, or Jedidia as her replacement. They both add so much to the conversation.

Juan

Thanks so much for your rebuttal to Juan Williams when he said that Republicans who voted for Trump had "sold their soul"? EXCUSE ME! Sorry, but he is a liability on the Five. His remarks are so hackneyed, saying the same thing month after month and never giving credit to the Presidentssuccesses

20 Second Attention Span

President HAS TO have a 20 second attetion span. He has multiple issues to dseal with, Hell, if I was in his shoes, I think I'd have a meltdown!!!!!

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James Comey

James Comey is not a leaker, He blocks access to classified information as well as a screen door blocks water.

Intervention

Think we need an Intervention with most of the left ? Some how they have forgotten what it means to be American and all they want to do is become more like Europe ? How have they become so twisted and constantly push division and hatred ? Even the Leaders on the left need real psychiatric help !!!

Pres Trump's Vacillating

The problem with Pres Trump is that you want to really like him as a leader but you never know if you can trust him because he has a 20 second attention span and changes his mind at the drop of a hat. We want him to destroy the left because they're nihilists but with far more stability than he shows

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The Downside Of Infinite Universes

Infinite universes with infinite outcomes are no better than the worst case scenario universe we live in where Donald Trump never stops tweeting or repeating himself with lies nor do the liberals. Infinite self awareness is by its very nature unbearably stultifying.

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No School Shooters

are sane!!! RIGHT!!!!!

School Shootings

Greg,Are all school shooters mentally ill?You go through 1st grade to 12th with the same group of kids,How long was this kid ,spit on, slammed against lockers and thrown to the floor.Thrown into mud holes to have to wear muddy cloths all day.look how kids talked about him on national tv, to his face

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Opening Monologue

was your best, and the followup by the 4 on the panel was informing. We are outraged that law enforcement, the fbi, didn't just drop the ball, they obfuscated their lack of involvement, and tried to spin it....sad...

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Daddy Daughter Dance

I was vactioning in Florida two weeks ago, and one evening there was a daddy-daughter dance. Every daddy was proud, and every daughter glowed, because she was with her daddy. Whoever thinks this is wrong is freaken nuts.

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Tyrus Should Be Given

a bigger roll. (No pun intended). He is always rational and on point.

“Trump Russia Story...misdirection”

Re your comment made this afternoon on The Five: “...it now appears that the Trump Russia story is a misdirection.” Yes! The left has used psychological manipulation techniques of projection and misdirection for years to cover their tracks. If they accuse, look to see what they hide under their rug.

POTUS NEW LOOK

President Trmp looked very sexy when visiting Puerto Rico with no tie and top button of his white shirt undone.

On-the-air Professional Attire

Why can't you make Kimberly Guilfoyle dress professionally? Short, short dresses, exposed cleavage - she looks like an aging Hooters waitress!

Sheriff Arpaio

Greg, would you please ask Juan Williams (appearing on Fox News Sunday) what the difference is when he said about Sheriff Arpaio "the idea that you undermine a federal court order" is a problem for him (and liberals), but when a sanctuary city does that exact same thing, he defends it! Hmmm!