Donald Trump

According To Conservatives

the earth is one cow fart away from being transported into the next galaxy. That's conservative aeronautics 101.

Genie

A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.

Trump-winner!

How does a dim witted Dem know what an American is?

Donny Baby....

When they lock you up- and we all know that they are going to- I will send you a Mattie Mattel Fake phone (for tweeting), and a golf score card. I will send you some pictures of Big Macs and fries, too. Then, as with most others caught up in this brief 'storm', I will go on knowing you are done.

Huh?

So now "German" cars manufactured in the US are a 'national security threat' to the US? Who can even make up this stupid stuff? I guess anything that rubs Trump the wrong way suddenly becomes a national security threat? Gads he's flailing big time. HE is the national security threat.

Whiny Thin Skinned Trump- Boo Hoo

“I worked on the production team at "SNL" for eight seasons, at a time when the show comically filleted Bill Clinton and George W. Bush. But never did either of them publicly complain the comedy was unfair. They understood that political comedy is part of the fabric of this nation.” True Men not DT.

Great Leader

president trump will go down in history as one of the greatest presidents in modern history,he truly loves his country and doesn't bow down to no one like the last one whatever his name is

No Celebration

Tomorrow's Presidents Day Celebrations have been called off because we don't have one we can celebrate about.

Don't Like SNL?

Too bad #45! It's called FREEDOM OF THE PRESS! Oh, that's right, you don't even know what it means to violate our U.S. Constitution!! Stop flapping your mouth so much and they wouldn't have so much material to work with. Can't wait until they smack down your #FAKENATIONALEMERGENCY!

You're The Worst President Ever

Your latest pathetic little stunt with your "emergency" is just one more proof point. That said, I continue to marvel at the emptiness of the "progressive" rhetoric - they chased Amazon's 25K jobs out of NYC - and - then whine that it's not fair that some don't have jobs. Make you look almost OK.

Trump Goes BEGGING

for a Nobel Prize. Lying LOSER has no pride. He'll take what he gets - and LIKE it.

SNL Does "National Emergency"

And Trump flips his wig! So glad you were watching Donald! Have a few more "hamberders" on me. https://nypost.com/2019/02/17/trump-rages-against-snl-after-latest-alec-baldwin-skit/

Tax Returns And Your Base

As more of your uneducated, uninformed base get their taxes done, they are beginning to realize what a lying, piece of scum you truly are. Looks like quite a few of them realize they wasted their vote on you and will not repeat the same mistake.

Watch Out Trump : They’re Coming >

The new PRESIDENT Biden wants the Oval Office and the new V.P. Klobachur + {R} Bill Weld is hot on your trail ! —- BESIDES THAT : YOU CAN’T RUN THE COUNTRY FROM PRISON .

Chain Migration?

Caravans of Trump associates in chains, manacles, shackles & leg irons. Making the journey to their new homes in penal institutions across the continental United States.

The War Mongers

Citizens will learn that a group of ultra rich tycoons, bankers & oil CEO's along with some military elite continue to incite wars for the sake of profit and power? War is big business. The truth of Roswell & alien technology, 9-11, and more will surface. Why are you ending treaties now too?

Border Wall

I'm a big supporter of yours even facebook censored me due to it I didn't care I spoke louder just do all you can for us I for one understand you can't do it yourself and our party is not backing you pathetic just keep on winning buddy

Need Guidance Plzzz

I contacted Hud about a month ago for my Mom to repair update her mobile home that was given to her and my Dad from churches combined after Katrina. She owns property in Mississippi which we put in my sister's name to protect from unwanted relatives. The trailer was only lived in 2 years and due to

Indict The Clintons

Each day we hear more and more about the Clinton's involvement in all this Russian BS. We hear that the Clintons might actually be guilty of the identical things that Trump was accused of. Also, they were the chief instigators of the investigation. I strongly urge you to use the power of

The Real National Emergency = Guns

We lose 100 people a day to gun violence. How about if you actually lead and call for some common sense ideas like education before you get a permit to have a gun, mandatory insurance for gun owners, an end to machine gun type weapons, etc. ?